“Nuisance Alcohol,” What’s That? Whatever, CVS Won’t Sell It in the Outer...
TweetI don’t know, CVS Pharmacy. I think you all have been talking to NIMBYs too much when your PR people start bandying about recently-invented terms like “nuisance alcohol.” Here’s what I mean –...
View ArticleBlast by Colt 45: Debut Party for Fruity Malt Liquor at 111 Minna a Huge...
TweetThe Uptown Almanac‘s launch party for Colt 45‘s new Blast beverage was a huge success yesterday night. Man, this stuff has so much sugar in it, you can’t taste the 12% alcohol at all. At least...
View ArticleOh No! Stock Up on Refreshing Anheuser-Busch “Tilt” Energy Drink Now Cause...
TweetIt’s happening again! Our corporate overlords at Anheuser-Busch have agreed to lower the alcohol content of Tilt from today’s 10-12% all the way down to a maximum of 8%. First they came for the...
View ArticleBeverage Update: Say Good-Bye to Those Fruity Forties, Those Ubiquitous...
TweetThe upshot of last week’s big news is that the FTC wants you all to treat 4-Loko as something you’d be pouring into cups to share instead of you bogarting a huge can just for yourself. These cans,...
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